Monday, June 10, 2013

One happy quarantined time traveler



I can’t sleep on airplanes unless I’m exhausted. No matter what I’ve tried so far it has been without success. I don’t like resorting to drugs. In case something happens I don’t like being drowsy or seeing little elves flying about the cabin. I’ve tried drinking the day before, listening to sleepy music, force yawning, moonlight meditation sessions, watching videos of sloths sleeping, counting sheep which usually ends up in a craving for shoarma and drinking tea with milk. Nothing seems to work.
The flight from Hawaii to Sydney took about 11 hours. After 2 movies, half a book and 1 article I started to doze off. I slept for a whole half hour when I got woken up by the pilot’s voice shouting at me through the intercom system. “We are starting our approach to the airport. We’ll be landing in approximately 30 minutes. Please fasten your seatbelts, return your chair in an upright position and close the tray in front of you. All electronic devices and mobile phones must be turned off until you’ve have past customs. I hope you had a pleasant flight. We from Hawaiian Air hope to serve you again soon. Mahalo”.

‘Finally we are there’, I thought. But no, not quite yet. The intercom came back on again. “In accordance with quarantine rules we will spray the cabin. Please remain seated until we have completed this process. If anyone gets up before completion we will have to start all over again. After the spraying stay seated for 5 minutes before getting up. I thank you for your cooperation.”

The flight attendants opened all the luggage compartments and walked passed while holding down the button on a spray can with a disinfectant of some kind. The spray didn’t get everywhere and the can was as good as empty by the time they reached the last compartments. It was quite a farce. My flight neighbor, who was from Sydney shook her head and laughed. “It is always like this”, she said. I can appreciate that Australian government wants to protect their borders against foreign diseases which can harm crops and what not. But with half measures like this it is more of a nuisance than anything else.

 After I got off the plane it was quite a smooth ride through customs. The TV shows about the Australian border control show a very strict policy and any undeclared items are taken and the ‘smuggler’ fined. It took about 15 minutes in total and I had no trouble at all ‘smuggling’ my Dutch mayo, hagelslag and curry ketchup across the border. (For a friend, I don’t even like curry ketchup)

It was easy enough to find the shuttle bus that would take me to Jolly swagman Hostel in Kings Cross where I would stay for the coming 4 nights. Traffic in the city was crazy and it took about 1,5 hours to get there. I didn’t mind it that much. There were 2 pretty girls from New Zeeland in the shuttle that were in town for some hair dressers expo. We talked a bit. I was too tired to be very talkative so I didn’t end up with any phone numbers. But it was a promising first 2 hours in my new country.
I checked in at the hostel and got settled in my room. Since airplane food is generally disgusting and not very filling I ventured out into Kings Cross to get a bite to eat. Some very salty fish ‘n chips was the diner of choice. I went by an ATM to get some cash first. The ATM’s here spit out monopoly money. Australian money looks weird. I’m not saying the Euro doesn’t, but still. The colors are bright but not quite and the watermark is transparent. Australian money has one feature though that makes is the best money in the world. It is waterproof! Get thrown in the water by some cheeky friends, go swimming without having to leave cash on the beach, go scuba diving with some decompression beer money in your pocket. Just dry it off and you´re ready to go. Briljant.

At about eleven I turned in. Time traveling is exhausting. Let me explain. I left at 12.30 on the 7th of June. I traveled for 11 hours. That would make it 23.30 on the 7th of June. Instead I arrived at 19.00 on the 8th of June. Some made up border called the International Date Line is to blame. So apparently you don´t have be travelling at the speed of light to travel though time. I guess a certain Albert was wrong, relatively speaking.

The next morning I woke at 7 in the morning, made my way down to the kitchen and had some breakfast. I started working on a new article in the common area and ended up talking to Juan. A guy from Argentina who also had arrived the day before. He turned out to be my age and a very nice guy. A nice surprise since we were surrounded by hung over people in their early twenties. We ended up discovering Sydney together on this first day.

We walked through the Botanical gardens towards the Sydney Opera House and the Harbour Bridge. He sun was out and it was very comfortable 19 to 20 degrees Celsius. I really liked the Botanical gardens. Lots of cool looking trees in a beautiful landscaped park. A bird passed over which sounded like a goat and white Ibis are found everywhere. I found that particularly cool since we go to the zoo to see its red cousin back home. It felt like summer, but it is actually autumn. Juan and I walk past palm trees as we heard the crackling of fallen leaves beneath our feet. I had some trouble understanding that since for one from northern Europe that’s quite the contradiction. But I can definitely get used to it.

The view of the Sydney Opera House and the Bridge behind it as we looked across the water is pretty impressive. Everybody always says it is, but seeing with my own eyes made me a believer. If you ever go to Sydney keep your distance from the Opera House. From afar it looks a hell of a lot better than from close by. It felt a bit like waking up next to a girl that looked really hot the night before but turned into a mistake overnight. The closer you get the more Asians you come across. Chinese, Japanese Koreans, you name it. I don´t know why. I can’t explain it and I sure as hell can´t justify it, but for some reason they get on my nerve.

We continued on around Circular Quay where all the ferries dock towards an area called The Rocks. It seems to be an older part of the city. There was a market with a wide variety of goods. Artsy stuff, odd hippies selling incense, scarfs, a man who sold books who referred us to a place where they sold books when Juan asked for a lonely planet.

Feet started hurting, I need to get some new shoes pronto, so we decides to head back to the hostel. On our way there we picked up some groceries at the local supermarket. I opted for a healthy meal. I made a killer salad with feta, cherry tomatoes, some salt drizzled with garlic infused olive oil. If you´ve never had garlic infused olive oil go out buy some and treat yourself to heaven I a bottle.

The Vivid light festival was on in Sydney. I decided to check that out. The buildings around Circular Quay, including the Opera House had light projections on it. As I walked down town I heard the sound of wings flapping. But it did not sounds as any bird. Turns out that the palm tree in front of the hostel is the home to a huge bat. A wing span of at least 1 meter, maybe more. I looked around if Christian Bale would emerge from the darkness, but I guess he had a prior engagement. I had to think of my good friend Laura, who freaked out when cute little bats passed overhead back in Curacao. Although I´d like for her to be here, I´m sure she wouldn´t have liked this big sucker at all.

I really like Sydney. I´ve been here only 1 day and I feel very comfortable here. It helps that the weather is nice and there are pretty girls everywhere. I know Holland has a good percentage of pretty women, Hawaii was not too bad either but Sydney is just ridiculous. In the past two weeks I have seen more new things and met more new people then in the past 12 months. I love it and although I miss my friends and family I feel genuinely happy. This is the life I chose to live and it is the life I love.





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