To fall with the door into the house, which is a poorly
translatable Dutch saying meaning: to get to the point. Cairns is quite a
boring town. There is enough to do if you have some money or your own
transportation, but for a nearly flat broke backpacker with just flip-flops as
mode of transport like me it can be a bit dull.
Daytrips are the entertainment of choice of you want to
keep yourself busy. And there are loads of them. Come visit the Atherton
tablelands, do a crocodile sighting tour, come deep sea fishing, bungy jumping,
zoom the dome, skydiving. Just do it! Awesome deals right here! Reef trips,
scuba diving, maxi yacht sailing, booze cruises, Green Island, Fitzroy Island,
Lizard Island. Come do it now!! Touters try to lure you in, signs with the
latest deals shout at you as you walk past, flyers seduce you with bright
colors and Photoshop enhanced pictures. It is definitely tourism that reigns
here in Cairns. And if tourism is king then capitalism is queen.
All the big car brands have a shop here. Big showrooms
displaying cars polished to perfection. Every fast food chain is present.
Souvenir shops which are mainly focused on the Asian tourists, selling the
exact same stuff as their neighbor. Bright letters on the window in English and
Japanese promote stuffed koala bears, boomerangs and knock off Uggs. Night
stores with ridiculous prices run by Indians named Manjit or Leo, tattoo shops
all over town. Yes, you have arrived in Cairns. Tourism Central of ‘far north’
Queensland.
All this, off course, is made possible by the Great
Barrier Reef (GBR). Cairns is ‘THE’ place to depart from in order to see this
wonder of nature. Every morning a small fleet of tour operators set out to
spend the day on the reef. Pristine blue waters, an abundance of marine life
and hopefully the sun on your back make for a great experience. If you really
want to experience the GBR there is the option to go on a live aboard trip. 3
days and 2 night will be spend on the reef. The destination will be the more
untouched outer reef, which boasts clearer waters and bigger marine life. This
is the trip of choice for the avid scuba diver or for people who would like to
get their scuba certification on the most famous reef in the world.
All this you can do during the day. At night the souvenir
shops and travel stores close their doors and the clubs and pubs open theirs.
There is party pretty much every night. Pub crawls, karaoke nights, 2-4-1
deals, $7 jugs of beer, Wet T-shirt competition, Mr & Mrs Backpacker contest.
Bring your friend, make a friend! Have a good time! Get drunk. Get laid. Get
some kebab!
I realize that after reading this, it doesn’t seem a very
accurate conclusion to call Cairns a boring town. But yet again it still is.
The daytrips are quite expensive and going out every single night is too costly
and wreaks havoc on your body. There is no beach to chill at during the day,
just mud flats with crocodile warning signs. The place to go enjoy the day
without spending anything is the Esplanade. It is a very well maintained park
that stretches the length of the bay form North Cairns all the way down to the
city center. Bright green laws dotted with palm trees, giant fig trees and
other tropical shrubbery. It includes a lagoon where you can cool of and swim,
a skate park, beach volleyball courts. Muddy’s, one of the coolest public
children’s playground I’ve seen and public BBQs every 500 meters or so.
It is also the place to go and exercise. The Esplanade is
about 3km long and makes for a perfect morning run. There are public exercise
stations which turns the area into a big green public gym.
For me it is the best thing about Cairns so far. Before
it becomes too hot, I go for a run along the water’s edge while taking in the
beauty of the with rainforest covered hills on the other side if the bay. The
sun just peering through the clouds, a thin slither of mist drifting low past
the hill side, lighting up silver where the sun touches it. A range of birds
foraging on the mud flats during low tide, little crabs running around looking
for their own grub but avoiding the lighting fast strike of the white herons.
It can be quite peaceful and serene during those early
hours. But it doesn’t last. As soon as King Tourism and Queen Capitalism wake
up and take over, Cairns turns into the expensive boring town again. But the
fact that you are in the tropics watching the ocean underneath a palm tree
makes up for a lot and can make life very enjoyable and rich.